EBN reporter Shelly Nakajima met up with Major Jenny Carramone, the High Commander of CDF, in her headquarters, and managed to get an exclusive interview in a brief lull of the action.
When I reached Major Carramone’s headquarter, I was one of EBNs many employees that were out of job as CDF had closed us down, so I had my personal reasons to dislike her. Still, I am a reporter, and I report news to and for the public and air their views.
The public seems to be split. Half of them endorse the state of emergency, claiming that extraordinary times require extraordinary measures. The other half listens to the rumor of the coup d’état, claiming that the extraordinary means were out of proportion to the ends. I asked the major about this.
Major Carramone: “As I’ve said numerous times, I am a soldier. My job is to defend democracy, not enforce it.”
Shelly Nakajima: “Isn’t that an old-fashioned view?”
MC: “I am an old-fashioned person. I do what I have to do to do my duty.”
SN: “My own personal feelings aside, there are a lot of people that are nervous about that. There are some that say that there will not be a democracy after this crisis.”
MC: “Yes, I’ve heard them.”
SN: “And?”
MC: “Look, there are all different kinds of protective measures preventing that. It is very hard for the Federal Imperial Armed Forces to abuse power, even emergency powers. If a local commander, for instance me, violates the Colonial Charter by setting up a military governorship, the Joint Chiefs would not be merciful. The perpetrator would be arrested, court-martialed, dishonorably discharged, tried by a civilian court of law and given a harsh sentence at a penal labor colony.”
SN: “If Calypso secedes, that will not be a problem.”
MC: “Miss Nakajima, do you have any idea of what would happen if I tried that? If you believe that the Federal Empire will allow the only known naturally inhabitable planet beside Earth to secede, you’re a lot dumber than I thought!”
SN: “Then there is no truth in the rumor that you’re planning a coup d’état?”
MC: “None at all. Besides, I’m too busy fighting the robots to even consider it.”
SN: “It seems you take this robot business very seriously.”
MC: “It runs in the family, I guess. My father and two of my older brothers died fighting them.”
SN: “Yes, the famous General Carramone. We owe much to him for the last robot war. I see that you’re still wearing his armor, by the way. Do you know what happened to the other two sets that were issued?”
MC: “They were given to my older siblings and were lost as they went MIA. There are rumors that parts of the sets have turned up in private collector’s hands, but I haven’t managed to track them down.”
SN: “Back to the robots again; what do you think your father would do if he was still here?”
MC: “It’s funny you should ask that, Miss Nakajima. I’ve asked myself that question over and over again. I think he would do pretty much the same as I have done, but I can’t forget his last message, ‘remember Circe’s advice’. I think he knew something important. “
SN: “Oh yes, Circe was a nymph that tried to poison Odysseys and turned his men into pigs, was she? What was her advice?”
MC: “When Odysseus and Circe parted, Circe told Odysseus how to get home to Ithaca. First there were the island of the Sirens; then there were a choice of sailing to the Wandering Islands or through the strait of Scylla and Charybdis; and finally he would come to Thrinacian Island where he would be tempted to harm the cattle of the sun, and if he did he would never return to Ithaca.”
SN: “You seem to know that myth by heart.”
MC: “I’ve spent a long time researching it and thinking about it.”
SN: “Do you think that it’s a clue of the goal of the robots?”
MC: “Possibly.”
SN: “Do you have any ideas of what their goal might be? Is it in Ithaca? Or East Scylla? [pause] Nymphtown?”
MC: “[laughs] Damned if I know. And to be honest, it’s likely that I would not be able to tell you even if I knew, for security reasons.”
SN: “Speaking of something else, Major, could you share your thoughts of the Provisional Government of Calypso?”
MC: “My professional view is that PGC is dangerous. They or their affiliates have resorted to acts of terrorism. PGC is a loose cannon on a rolling deck.”
SN: “So you had them arrested?”
MC: “Yes. [pause] There were two options, to allow them to remain free, or to take them into custody. Having them free would risk further acts of terrorism, and the risks of having them in custody would be a worried public. I judged the risk of the latter to be smallest, both in probability and severity.”
SN: “And your personal view?”
MC: “No comment.”
SN: “What were your thoughts about EBN?”
MC: “Very similar.”
SN: “That we are terrorists?”
MC: “No, that you’re a loose cannon. I don’t need that in this crisis.”
SN: “Let’s see if I get this right, Major: we used our constitutional freedom of speech, and since what we said upset you, you had us shut down. Don’t you think that’s a bit out of proportion?”
MC: “Let me correct you, Miss Nakajima; what you said didn’t upset me. It upset the public. It upset them to the point that there was a real danger of a violent uprising. Words have power, and in this crisis they were used irresponsibly.”
SN: “Yes, but guns…”
MC: “[interrupts angrily] Guns don’t instill revolution. Words do! And I can’t fight a civil war while fighting the war against the robots!”
I was a bit taken back by this powerful display of emotion from the Major. As I was upset myself, I decided that it would not be in our best interest to continue at the time, and we ended the interview. I typed this text at night and did some fact checking.
The morning after, I was summoned to Major Carramone’s headquarters again, where she asked for forgiveness for her temper last night. “I am a soldier” she said. “I do not have a knack for words.” I responded that I would forgive her, provided that EBN would be allowed to publish this story immediately, unedited and uncensored, as insurance to the people that their constitutional rights would be reinstated the moment the crisis was over. Major Jenny Carramone agreed.
This reporter still thinks that Major Carramone’s actions are unconstitutional and out of proportion, but I am less worried that she will not resign emergency powers after the crisis was over. As she said, “I’m more for action; and I’m willing to have my actions judged after the crisis.” History will judge Major Carramone, but I am no longer so sure that judgment will be harsh.
For EBN News, this is Shelly Nakajima.